Water Bottle – “Thirst Priest” - Gothic Skeleton Pope Design – Reusable Insulated Metal Flask for Alternative Souls

Blessed be the thirsty.

Introducing the Thirst Priest – a 500ml gothic water bottle ordained to quench the unholy. Featuring a skeletal bishop gripping his sacred elixir, this bottle is equal parts heresy and hydration. Perfect for the dark-humoured, the alternative, and the chronically parched.

Crafted from durable BPA-free stainless steel with a leakproof cap and double-walled insulation, it keeps your holy water hot and your iced brew cold. Whether you’re surviving festivals, work, school, or just trying to stay alive in this godless heat — this bottle is your saviour.

🕯️ 500ml capacity – for divine sips

🕯️ Reusable, sustainable & eco-friendly

🕯️ Leakproof lid with carabiner clip

🕯️ Bold gothic artwork – exclusive design

🕯️ Ideal for goths, punks, emos & heathens

🕯️Match with  lunch box

Hydrate, sinners. And may your thirst be forever vanquished.