If my mouth doesn’t say it… my face sure as hell will.
This fierce goth girl coaster features a stone-cold stare, neon green vibes, and an expression that says “I’m out of f*cks and caffeine.” Perfect for the sarcastic souls who can’t fake politeness and don’t bother hiding their mood.
Whether it’s for your desk, dining table, or doom cave—this one serves side-eye with every sip.
Product Details:
4 x 4” high-gloss coaster with cork backing for stable sass
Heat-resistant and easy to clean—unlike your attitude
Ideal gift for goths, moody mates, and sarcastic queens with strong coffee habits
Punky neon colours and pentagram drama for max vibe impact
Features a skull, scowl, and absolutely no chill
Add it to your cart before your face does it for you.
