Not a threat, just a firmly caffeinated promise. This neon green and pink coaster is for the sarcastic souls who care deeply about their surfaces—and aren’t afraid to get dramatic about it. Featuring a pointing skeleton hand and a lot of attitude, it’s the ultimate passive-aggressive statement piece for your kitchen, coffee table, or workspace.
Product Details:
4 x 4” square coaster with high-gloss sass
Cork backing to stop your drinks from committing crimes
Heat-resistant and wipe-clean (for when people inevitably ignore the warning)
Makes an epic gift for goths, clean freaks, sarcastic legends, and anyone with nice furniture
Bright neon design for maximum visibility and maximum guilt-tripping
