This “Don’t F Up the Table”* coaster doesn’t ask nicely—it demands. With bold pink text and a skeleton flipping the bird, this design is perfect for anyone who’s sick of drink rings, dumb guests, and holding their tongue.
Perfect for home bars, goth kitchens, or any surface too sacred to suffer fools.
Product Details:
4 x 4” square coaster with glossy finish and aggressive charm
Cork backing to save your surfaces from utter destruction
Heat-resistant and wipeable – ready for whatever beverage or chaos you throw at it
Makes the perfect rude gift for sarcastic friends, alternative hosts, or sweary souls
