This neon-punk skeleton isn’t playing games—and neither should your mug. Our “Don’t F*ck Up the Table” coaster features a leather-clad skeleton slamming down a skull-covered coffee cup, surrounded by bolts of caffeinated rage.
It’s gothic, it’s loud, and it’s here to protect your surfaces with hellfire and sarcasm.
Product Details:
4 x 4” coaster – compact, chaotic, and coated in attitude
High gloss finish and cork backing for spills, thrills, and general bad behaviour
Heat-resistant and wipeable (because someone will ignore the message)
Makes the perfect gift for goths, punks, coffee addicts, and sweary souls
Bright green, red, and purple design that screams “back off my table”
Because in this house, we drink hard and respect the f*cking furniture.
