This “Dead Inside But Caffeinated” coaster is for the chronically tired, spiritually hollow, and aesthetically fabulous. Featuring a glam skeleton in heart-shaped sunnies, holding iced coffee like it’s a damn trophy, this design serves sass with every sip.
Equal parts spooky and sparkly, it’s the perfect funny gift for coffee lovers, caffeine addicts, and your dead-inside bestie.
Product Details:
4 x 4” square coaster – cute, compact, and full of attitude
High gloss finish for extra shine (and spill-proof sass)
Cork backing protects your desk, altar, or chaos zone
Heat-resistant and easy to wipe clean
Ideal for goth girls, glam ghouls, and sarcastic caffeine queens
