That’s right—just because we worship chaos doesn’t mean we ruin furniture. This bold gothic coaster is here to protect your surfaces and your reputation with neon sass and a pentagram twist.
Perfect for goth households, sarcastic hosts, and those who like their swearing served with style.
Product Details:
4 x 4” square coaster with high-gloss neon attitude
Cork backing to keep things classy (and your table safe)
Heat-resistant and wipe-clean – ideal for coffee, cocktails, or cauldrons
Makes a hilarious gift for goths, punks, housewarming rebels, and sweary legends
Featuring pink & green lightning bolts, and pentagram-approved etiquette
Because real class knows when to use a f*cking coaster.
